Back in bed after much networking with my friends Jaque Daniels, and Lon Gisland Tea.
Weird names I know…
I turn 27 in 3 weeks 2 days.
I feel like I’ve accomplished nothing… damn. Why can’t I just run away with someone, start all over again, and not have any past?
That’d be neat.
If you wear knee highs/thigh highs and kind of, even 1%, find me attractive - by Jove, you are entitled to unlimited free beard rides.
I have a tub of Ben and Jerry’s and no one to share with… not sure if this is a complaint or me bragging.
Fisheye webcam. Because… why not.
At F&B’s whilst working #i52 - as you can see, all super social on our phones.
(Source: kalhumaidy, via imsoshive)
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