Anonymous said:

Blowjob? or handjob?


abomasnow:

full time job with health care benefits


Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!

When she walk away slap her on the booty and say “witcho thick ass”

Duuude that makes me feel so special

(Source: chiefsimba, via freshest-tittymilk)

Whisper some nasty shit in her ear at dinner then do it to her later.

queendecuisine:

hell yes

Fuck yes

(Source: chiefsimba, via theladyinthestripeddress)